Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai
Cambodia July 19, 1996 (Originally in English)

 

 A patient said to his doctor, "Doc., I'm worried about my future," So the doctor said, "I'll give you a year's treatment; it'll cost about $500 dollars a month. Is that okay?" So the patient said, "But that only takes care of your future, not mine."

 

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