Humorous Wisdom

  
"You ought to eat this carrot!"
"Carrots are good for you. Your skin will turn pink." 
"Your lips will be as 
beautiful as though you
have put on lipstick."
"Why don't you eat the spinach? Eat it quickly!"But who wants green
skin?"You ought to be ashamed of yourself! Just 
think how hard I have worked to earn 
money to raise you since you were born. 
I saved every penny so you could 
go to medical school and now 
you are a doctor."

"Now whenever you come home, instead of repaying 
me with filial piety, you immediately forbid me to drink and smoke!"